I bring you more from the work of genius that is Gargantua and Pantagruel,

This "poem" is from Chapter 13 : How Grandgousier realized Gargantua's marvellous intelligence, by his invention of an arse-wipe.

Who his foul bum with paper wipes
Will on his ballocks leave some chips
Shittard
Squittard
Crackard
Turdous
Thy Bung
Has Flung
Some Dung
On us.
Filthard,
Cackard,
Stinkard
May you burn with St. Anthony's fire
If all
Your foul
Arseholes
Are not well wiped ere you retire.

Yesterday, shitting, I did know
The profit to my arse I owe
Such was the smell that from it slunk
That I was with it all bestunk
Oh, had but then someone consented
To bring me her for whom I waited,
Whilst shitting!
I would have closed her water pipe
In my rough way and bunged it up,
While she had with her fingers guarded
My jolly arsehole all bermerded
With shitting.

How can you not enjoy this?

Argh, I should really be doing work now, since i have sooooo much to do, but it's one of those weekends. Where nothing can get done. Yes, i felt it yesterday when i kept getting distracted by match reports and the current book I have deemed for recreational reading. Seriously, I marvel at myself for being able to squeeze in recreational reading with the course load I have. Well, actually there's nothing to marvel about, I just get so into my rec. reading and tell the one side of my brain which is ordering the other side to put down the book and go do some work that matters, "to hell with the rest, i'll stay up the night before for that class and speed read." But seriously, Nixon in China is awesome!! I need to check out other books by Margaret MacMillan. Politics is so interesting. God, am i actually contemplating Poli Sci here...It is something that i've not ruled out as a major possibility.. English or Poli Sci? This is gonna get interesting.

Am so excited about the europe trip, euro 2008 and anything else to do with europe that I don't know what to doooooooooo.. Mainly because the date to book the euro 2008 tickets is coming up!!! I guess I'm not going for Modr tutorial next Wednesday evening. ack what the hell, the prof's done teaching anyway, we just gather there and talk and wait for lecture to start. I really dislike that course. Would have dropped it if it weren't for the people in that class. I should have took that history class!! I wanna take at least one university level history course before I graduate. Yes, yes I will.

Okay good luck for all of ya taking your exams next week!



































teehee..I love my footie teams. and no, your eyes are not deceiving you, that is indeed the club emblem of Fulham F.C.

soliloquy88 at 7:36 AM | Comment

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