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Saturday, March 17, 2007

As you all know, I always have time when it comes to poking fun at England. So i found this : and it is awesome.

England's predicted line up(for the euro qualifier against Israel):

- - - - - - - - - - - - Paddy Kenny Jr
'Tache - - - - - Jar Jar - - - - - Butcher Jr - - - - - Carradona
Sir Steven Gerrard MBE - Flumps - Maple Kraut - Wannabe Gangster #223
- - - - Illiterate fucking wanker - Balding bitter twat.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL



figured out the nicknames?

My favourite is Maple Kraut. Maple Kraut of course refers to Owen Hargreaves' Canadian-German-ness. hahahahahaha.

Translations:

Paddy Kenny Jr: Paul Robinson

Tache(short for moustache): G. Neville
Jar Jar(star wars character Jar Jar Binks): Rio Ferdinand.
Butcher Jr: John Terry
Carradona: Jamie Carragher

Maple Kraut: See above
Flumps: Frank Lampard
Wannabe gangster #223: Aaron Lennon (muahahahahahaha)

Illiterate fucking wanker: Wayne Rooney (ouch. but true.)
Balding Bitter twat: Andy Johnson.

this came from the keyboard of an englishman.


soliloquy88 at 8:20 AM | Comment

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