Guess what....

Who got a 78% on an assignment which was completely crapped through?

Me Me Me Me MEEEEEEEEEEE

Who got an 85% on an Essay that was stay-up-till-4am-to-write-the-day-its-due of epic last minute proportions?

Me me me me MEEEEEEEEEEE

*jumps around*

*almost sprains ankle*

*sits down and sips from lovelee champagne glass filled to brim with tonic water*


GERMANY VS CZECH REP ON SATURDAY!!!!!! Kießling is in the squad! So is Gonzalo Castro! *dies many times over*

This just in:

Germany to play England at the New Wembley Stadium on August 22nd. O.M.Feckin'.G!!!!
Why that reaction? Well.

1. August 22nd. Means I can sit in the comfort of my own living room to watch!!!!!!!

2. Because of 1. , i'll be watching a coverage that will be obscenely biased and one-sided. Which will only make victory sweeter when Germany Stuffs England. REVENGE FOR MUNICH 2001.

3. Its WEMBLEY. Disregarding the farce that was rebuilding the stadium, its still one of the world's most historic stadiums.

4. Germany beat England in the last game played there 7 years ago. Let us christen Wembley with another beating of England, dearest teutons. That should be sufficient enough to lobby for a more german sounding name for the Stadium.

5. World War 2 hostilities/banter will be brought up which is always amusing.

6. Its GERMANY VS ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!


*bows*

soliloquy88 at 9:18 AM | Comment

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