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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Manchester United Reserves 3- Kaka 2
  • I have never screamed so much in my life
  • This match was slapstick comedy at times:
1. When Evra and Heinze tried to take out Kaka but Evra ended up shoving his ass into Heinze's face which made Heinze fall over and not be able to defend against the free running Kaka. Two defenders take out each other, yes, Kaka can do that to any defender. LMAO!

2. Nesta and Ronaldo fallling down one after another, in the same position, down the slope-like area which surrounds the pitch at Old Trafford. It was like losing your balance whilst skiing. ROFL!!

3. After Dida's fumble (Obrigada, Dida), Heinze was trying to head the ball in, didn't get a touch on it, got shoved into the net by a Milan Player. And then couldn't get up because his boot studs got tangled in the net, and Carrick had to go de-tangle him while looking like he wanted to run over to the touchline to celebrate with the rest. ROTFLOL. Okay i'm mean. But it really is funny.
  • We don't need Hargreaves. Fletcher is teh awesomeness. I just finished the fifth playing of "I'm a Hustler" by Cassidy in dedication to the Fletcherinho. and i don't even like that sort of music.
  • Evra got yellow carded, meaning he misses the 2nd leg. Meaning our makeshift defence becomes Makeshift defence 2: even weaker. No Rio or Vidic back yet.
  • Rio Ferdinand to Nemanja Vidic at 39 minutes when the camera panned to them sitting in the stands : Shit defending, eh?
  • ROOONEY.
  • Dida is really crap. How can AC Milan not see that they need a new GK? and Berlusconi says he'll never trade Dida for Buffon. Uh..right.
  • I still detest G. Gattusso.
  • Tie is still open. We do have a slight advantage but we are crap away from home. I don't like 3-2s. Especially against AC Milan. They are the masters of 1-0. and that's all they really need to do in the 2nd leg really..i think.
  • If we go out, i'll be able to take it. At least we can say we went out in style, playing nice, attractive, attacking football.
  • This was THE tie of the semi final. Of course i'm not being biased.

Chelsea and Liverpool can take their anti-, artless, unimaginative football and go to hell.


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